Declan

a little man who likes to flex his muscles and brags about the fact that his mum is a dentist and that he is rich because his mummy is dentist. he also has many girlfriends that he tongues with in front of all his friends but he doesn't do it in front of his mummy because she will beat him because he is not old enough to date (he is 15).

random man: look there Declan wonder when his mummy is gonna let him date
Declan: don't talk shit about my mummy

by a friend of declan March 16, 2020

Society's Decline

The downfall of society: cultural, economical, and social.

See: Kanye West

Phil: Kanye West claims he's the voice of our generation.

Mike: You see, that's what I mean when I talk about Society's decline...

by Lt_Homer December 23, 2008

I respectfully request to decline your offer!

What can politely spoken in many situation’s you want “NO” involvement with them on any level i.e. Job, family situation, business opportunity, a known unesassary medical treatment/test to make a “Dr.”, a quick Buck for there new BMW/Million Dollar home/Boat/whatever Praise/Prize their after for “themselves,” with a new medical drug it pulled on from a pharmasuitical Co., and ignoring paitent care to speak for an hr on the product, taking away time away from the paitent to “SELL/SELL OUT” what you built the practice to do in the first place i.e. Save peoples lives! Sales Rep’s that push their $100-a couple $Thousand product that is likely to break in a month W/ a shitty contract or warranty that doesn’t hold it’s water with the toilet paper it was printed on. Just letting them know you will not their next money making scam or victim to prey on to make that “Money,” while You own family suffers the consequences. This is how you Reply and just walk away.

Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.

Dr. I see your sales coming off more than my personal treatment and these meds., made me feel worse than I did before I started treatments. I respectfully request to decline your offer for further treatment. Thank you for your time.

Mr. Doe, I don’t feel that it takes a gang, It takes an honest man 7 years to prove what a dishonest man with a team choose to make up in 30 mins to make a dollar over some ones head. I respectfully request to decline your offer!

Man: Lady, I love, you are my world, I’ll always miss you. We should have made so many more good memory’s together and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you! NEED to be “together forever.” We belonge together!

Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing horrable ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then dumping them for their best friends after you knocked her up and ran telling her to have an abortion againsed her own principals. What you did is loose your respect for others, my trust and faith in you as a person, and true dignity a long time go to basically harm before helping out people. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that “I” worked my ass off to support a family you helped destroy. I love and respect them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax. I’m with the true, simplistic, real man of my dreams and nothing you say will ever hold water with me.

by KellyGeanJ&Eric May 9, 2010

Declaw

To say something that will shut someone up who’s being catty.

“If that receptionist says one damn thing about my hair, I will declaw her ass so fast.”

"If she starts getting catty, just say something about her husband leaving her for another woman. That'll declaw her in a second."

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Declan

Fatass, loses in games all the times, an uncultured swine

DECLAN SUCKS!

by TheBiggestOfBois May 29, 2018

The Declaration of Independence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.

Thats is the hole The Declaration of Independence

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

declan

a guy who cant touch he's toes.

Person 1: i'm not flexible at all
Person 2: you must be a Declan

by THE_DANKEST_MEMES July 31, 2017