East of Dallas

To be from a small town or to not want to live in a large metropolitan area.

"I sure as hell ain't been east of Dallas!"
"I never had big city eyes and I've never been east of Dallas" -Eric Church

by Kc7aff January 21, 2019

harley dallas

He is a sexy mudda Fuckahhhh who cares very much for his friends . He is one of the biggest Pussy destroyers out there however he is loyal

Harley dallas is a sexy beast

by Poon Slayer Barry October 22, 2019

Dallas Dinner

A Dallas dinner, usually seen with the words “good ‘old fashioned” in front of it is when you have dessert first and then eat your real dinner.

I really want some ice cream right now even though dinner is coming soon, why not have a good old fashioned Dallas Dinner?

by eyeswoaface4838 August 12, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Hey “The Dooo”, give me a Sloppy Dallas

by Harryl October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Giving or receiving a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Phil: “Dude, that chick 3 seats over gives the best Sloppy Dallas’s.”
Dave: “Don’t those give you a redneck stench?”
Phil: “Yeah, but regular blowjobs just don’t do it for me anymore.”

by Blub1rd October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Receiving a blowjob from a person with an oral cavity full of chewing tobacco.

Hannah gave me a sloppy dallas . It was cool until she put a fuckin' top-hat on my pecker!

by AlnisPat October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is where a msn gets a blowjob whilst their partner has a mouth full of dip inside.
Creds to McNasty, Sniping Soup, The Doo, Blarg

Soups sister: Soup god damn it come over here and get "sloppy dallas"
Soup: Lemme get my gucci belt first

by stretchy ahole October 15, 2020