Damien

A Damien is a person with a small dick who would be the one in the locker room to tell you to bend over so he could fuck Jimmy in the ass and sing I'm walking on sunshine and have a large Dildo on the back of his backpack as a key chain Damiens are a dangerous person to be around they will rape you and ruin your life with dildos as gifts he is also a ugly ass duck who loves him some cock

Girl 1: did you hear about what happened to Jimmy

Girl 2: yeah someone raped him and left a dildo in his mouth

Boy 1: ikr it was Damien the dildo master I never wanna go near that kid ew

Both girls: preach Ethan

by Pinkiepieeatsshitandlovesdildo May 23, 2018

Damien Mansfield

An outrageously dumb motherfucker who doesn’t understand the concept of right and wrong. Constantly getting his stupid ass in trouble. Distinguishable by his overuse of the phrase, “big nigga goddamn.” Probably has a dumb middle name like Eugene.

Now listen up Billy. You don’t want to be like that Damien Mansfield boy. So don’t take your vape to school.

by Taterwedge13 December 23, 2018

Damien

A short little fucker who has a strange addiction with chicken and milk, his small size also account for something else 😉

Child 1: look it’s a Damien
Child 2: SHORT FUCKER

by MLGDANKLORDfm March 26, 2019

damien richard o’brien

speaks badly about others
their negative

lacks compassion
constantly has drama going on
lie to you
talk more than you listen
play the victim

lose their temper
they have to be right
treat others poorly
are self-obsessed
insist on controlling you

damien richard o’brien- one who constantly lies to you

by damienobrien22 June 18, 2019

Balls in a damien

A substitute for many peculiar phrases, such as "jesus christ", "oh my god", and "what the frick".

Bob: "BALLS IN A DAMIEN!"
Joe: "u good bobber?"
Bob: "they canceled my favorite show, 'Joueho Mimana'!"
Joe: "that's sussy baka"

by juoemama August 26, 2022

Damien

Damien is literally the most perfect boy you will ever meet. He’s hilarious, cute, and such a goof. A damien will always put himself before others. Damiens are overall perfect and great boyfriends 😉

girl one: you’re dating damien?
girl two: yeah ofc

by factssszzz October 20, 2019

Damien Wayne

Oh! It couldn't be? Am I? Noo....

Hym "It couldn't POSSIBLY be that, like the Homelander, I am also Damien Wayne? No... That couldn't be the case... Hey, wait, what's the timeline on that? If so... That technically makes me the greatest writer of all time! I'm a prerequisite text! Hooray!! Better than everyone!!!!!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023