Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

by r0d December 28, 2005

turtle curtain

When a females vagina is infected, and shows green "puss" or pustules, aka a diseased meat curtain

So I met this hot chick in the bar, and when I took off her pants I noticed the bitch was sporting a nasty turtle curtain

by Vann June 18, 2006

Meat Curtains

open her meat curtains and enjoy the view

by mia cunt May 11, 2003

beef curtains

a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter

hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains

by grimsoldier December 2, 2004

Curtain Rod

Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.

Curtain Rod: Sup Shorthorn?

by your.loving.fans July 7, 2010

meaty curtains

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

by Gas passer August 25, 2003

curtain pole

A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!

Ha! your dick it like a curtain pole!! You must not get any sex!!

by Amie.lee.murphy. + Co.(ali,Jazz+becki) November 24, 2007