crusty piece

some 1 with a scabby penis
Some 1 with a unclean tallywhacker
Smelly piece

Was he big, err no he had a crusty piece

by Nashy Big P September 7, 2020

crusty sara

When Sara does not wash the dirty debo out of her vagina for weeks at a time and uses her panties to scrub his dinner plate

Debo thinks his spaghetti taste like tuna casserole must have got a crusty sara

by hehehahajason January 7, 2014

Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off

The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out

by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

crusty busted

When a crusty *dirty hobo punk, usually has a dog and raggedy jacket* beats the hell out of you.

Bob: Damn what happened to Jack
Tom: Dude petted this dog and his hobo owner crusty busted him

by Tomsanfranman October 18, 2008

The Crusty Cooch

The best place to get canned coochie in the sea! Get it pickled or deviled, or bvb get a good ol diet cannaed coochie. Now with the release of "Canned coochoe 2" there is now three now flavors! "Stepsister", "Cheatin mama", and "cherry"! (Uncle al yt inc isnt responsible for any injury or sex assault)

"Lets head outta here and go to the crusty cooch for a quick munch. After that let's fuck in the bathrooms." -Natt Peterson

by Пепси человек January 12, 2021

crusty noser

When someone brown noses so damn much that a build up of brown crust appears on their nose.

Hey I just invited my boss to lunch!

Sheez man what a crusty noser you are.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

Crusty Hastings

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.

"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?

by MisterGross March 12, 2013