Russian Crockpot

Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

by Dicken Harass April 17, 2015

croose

The drunken state where you do not act solely crazy or solely loose, instead you are somewhere along the middle, thus "croose"

"She got so drunk at that party last night, she was croose"

by Lara88 December 31, 2006

Cross-Thumbing

Cross-Thumbing is a technique developed by Dr. Mark Ringwald PhD. and Dr. Nick Pollack PhD. at their video gaming ergonomic laboratories at Brandeis University. The technique is mostly applied when playing the Nazi Zombie segment of "Call of Duty: World at War". The technique consists of controlling the right thumb stick of an XBox 360 controller with one's left thumb while the right thumb is occupied with pressing one of the four buttons above the right thumb stick. The crossing over of the left thumb across the center of the controller, and in said gaming application is most useful while rebuilding barriers in the zombie level's windows to slow down the flow of zombies in the house. The technique allows the player to repair said barrier as well as aim and dispatch targets within the level.

Holly shit Doo, did you see that fucking sick cross-Thumbing stabbing action on that mother fucker? I cut his fucking dome off, NOOCH!!!!!

by Cactus Jack O'Malley March 5, 2009

Crosbit

(pronounced poi-nuss) Reffering to the dust that sometimes appears in your undies after not showering for several days.

wanna smell my crosbit?

I went camping last week and my crosbit started crusting.

Dude, she totally ate my crosbit.

by The Immaterial God (hazza G) August 6, 2009

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):

(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."

by Scorpion Fangs January 6, 2008

cross country

A sport in which requires dedication and the will to want to run everyday. Those who run are the only ones who can fully understand how great it is. Though training is hellish, the reward more than makes up for it. People often criticize the sport, but this is because they are ignorant, or maybe even jealous. They say that it is only running and laugh at the small shorts. Cross Country is not nearly as popular as football or baseball, but the fans who come and watch are like no others. Very often, people cannot comprehend why we run and see running as a punishment. It is these people who could never realize, and shall never realize why we do what we do. It is not for glory, but for self satisfation. Cross Country requires more physical and mental strength than other sports.

normal kid: "Dang, today we have to run in PE. I knew I shouldn't have came to school."

Cross Country runner: "Hey, let's go run 5 miles."
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Bill Bowerman: "Running, one might say is basically an absurd pastime upon which to be exhausting ourselves. But if you can find meaning in the kind of running you have to do to stay on this team chances are you can find meaning in another absurd pastime . . . Life"

by xcDavid September 6, 2006

Croniq

1 part Hpnotiq
1 part Crown Royal
2 Parts 7up

Dave: I told Steve to stop by the liquor store and pick up some croniq.

Dick: (confused) I don't smoke weed, and why a liquor store?

Dave: No, no man, not chronic, C-R-O-N-I-Q, its just Hpnotiq, Crown Royal, and 7up!

by Boys of L-town January 18, 2009