Chicken Crimpy

A flavour of shapes simular to the in a biscuit range. They are primarily sold in Australia and a company called arnotts which is owned by Campbell's. In a orange packet and thankfully has not changed over the years

John; Hey did you see they haven't changed the chicken crimpy flavour

Jack; that's great the other reforms later ones taste like dogshit

by daniel needs saving May 23, 2016

chimpdog

The most offensive of terms which should only be used in the most extreme situations or if you like getting people really realy pissed off.

derived from the words 'chimp' and 'dog' a 'chimpdog' is the worst of hybrids, a creature so vile it belongs no place on earth.

'hey dude. you suck balls'

'yeah well you're a chimpdog'

'what the fuck did you just say?'

'nothing'

'seriously go fuck yourself cos thats low man. that's nicky neagle ratpiss.'

by Professor Bometech March 17, 2009

Chimp Wank

It is the act of taping ones penis to ones leg with either tape or cling film and wanking with his leg like a chimp.

The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.

Sir 1 "Dude we used so much tape and cling film"
Sir 2 "What having a chimp wank?"

by Bashtoe August 23, 2012

Patio Chimp

A derogatory term for a higher class white family who spends a lot of time on their patio, drinking expensive bottles of wine.

Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.

by Corey, Trevor, smokes lets go January 29, 2015

zippy chimp

big a monkey I saw on a tv

kill the zippy chimp

by cangh jui November 5, 2003

chimp

To review an image on the LCD screen of a digital camera after taking a photograph. In common usage among press photographers. The act was dubbed chimping after photographers were caught making monkey-like noises when they reviewed a good shot in their cameras.

1. The photographer chimped his double-play shots from the first base photo position.

2. The photographer was caught chimping on the sideline after a play and missed the interception shot.

by Chris123456798 January 9, 2006

Clip Chimp

A clip chimp is someone who takes a clip of someone out of context, usually from a streamer or youtuber. They then share these clips, often in an attempt to ruin someone's reputation or to make them look as bad as possible.

Bill: Did you see that clip chimp on twitter posting that out of context clip of Destiny, the streamer?
John: Yeah, what a fucking asshole.

by joemama2552 July 20, 2021