by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022

noun
1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);
2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);
2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot college girls are in my general-education crayon class | after getting destroyed by my engineering coursework, I can attend my crayon class and take it easy for a change.
2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 7, 2024

When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.
Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".
Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".
by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024

Person 1: “Why didn’t you text me last night? Were you with a girl?”
Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
by baby-bop March 28, 2018

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.
That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!
by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022

When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.
by jakmof April 21, 2018

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.
(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."
1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."
1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023
