Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

by josh1991 November 27, 2006

Cactus Cock

Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.

Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

Cactus cooler

Best soda everr.
Great taste of orange and pineapple :)

Person 1: ay i'm going to the store what do you want?

Person 2: get me a cactus cooler

Person 1: aight

by Chemble June 12, 2011

Cactoid

A person who lives among cacti, such as in Tucson, AZ.

"Only cactoids drink water."

by MrSticky August 19, 2007

Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.

I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.

by The Fish. October 19, 2009

Cact-O-Pussy

The process by which a woman shoves a prospering small cactus in her vaginal cavity for pleasure, usually resulting of the surgical removal of cactus pricks.

Ouch, That Bitch's Cact-O-Pussy pierced my cock and balls!!

by RUDEBOY69 January 17, 2011

Cactus pussy

when you have a not fully shaved vagina; or just grown in pubic hair

Jared: damn Leah why you gotta have a cactus pussy?
Leah: sorry boo i didnt have time to shave!

by katyperry December 27, 2012