Cougar Maintenance 

The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.

"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."

"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."

Cougar Maintenance by kellybex November 19, 2009

cougar hunting 

younger men prowling for older women (cougars)

The sorority chicks were beat, so we decided to hit up a local bar & go cougar hunting

cougar hunting by Sketchball315 November 11, 2005

Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.

I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!

Cougar Noodler by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010

Cougar Candy 

Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.

Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."

Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."

Cougar Candy by KingofWealthfulWordsofWisdom January 22, 2011

cougar fox 

A seemingly beautiful older woman who is such a fox. A milf would be the least of your worries..This cougar fox is everything you would ever want in bed..plus she is married..have fun!

Teri is such a cougar fox. She has the looks of a fox but she is such a cougar at the same time! You would be lucky to have this cougar fox rip you apart.

cougar fox by Dee Nutz December 22, 2013

cougar lover 

Somebody that is obsessed with cougars and always under no circumstances are they not attracted.

Bruh Jimmy I’m gettin’ a boner lookin’ at this cougar

Damn Alex your such a cougar lover

cougar lover by masonthemissile November 12, 2022

cougar hunter 

a younger man that likes to go after older women.

i have had 3 milf's i am a cougar hunter.

cougar hunter by brian seattle September 29, 2006