When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.
by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024
Get the autistic eye contactmug. Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Get the Contact the site ownermug. by Van Nostram September 20, 2016
Get the Contact Fartingmug. The moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. This may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. "Stalk" can be substituted for the codename of your stalkee.
"OMG did you just see that COOK-contact?! I just bumped into him!"
"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"
"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"
by it's time December 1, 2009
Get the stalk-contactmug. 
A person (especially a paraphile) who is in support of acting on sexual interests. This especially applies to ones that are harmful when acted upon, such as pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, etc. If someone says they are pro-contact, they typically mean that they believe you are free to act on these interests, and that said things someone is attracted to can consent.
Person 1: I am a pro-contact zoophile. I believe that animals can consent, and that it is okay to have relationships with them.
by mr. awezum July 2, 2025
Get the Pro-Contactmug. 