Communism

The hatred of food.

Joseph Stalin is the main creator of this fundamental aspect.

Also known as an entitlement complex where everything is believed to be a basic human right...

See Bernie Sanders for other stupid ideals

Smoke buddy 1: "Yo, wanna order up some dominoes?"
Communist Smoke Buddy: "Nah, I believe in Communism, I fucken hate food"

"If food is so good, why isn't there a food 2?" - Joseph Stalin

by DatMarkiplierFanboy January 11, 2020

The Communist

A term describing some particular as a communist, instead of generally "a communist".

Ole: Do you know a Communist?
Malte: Yes, I know alot.
Ole: But no-one knows THE Communist,
like, the fore-front example, Gent!
Gent: That's me. All hail the Rebel Alliance! Equality for all.

by OleMarXo June 21, 2005

communism

a shitty and evil idea started by santa claus

communism is the worst idea santa ever came up with

by o_O i farted September 8, 2006

communism

A good idea that can never be achieved by humans.

Homer Simpson: In theory, communism works. In theory.

by caxwl May 20, 2004

communism

pure fucking evil.

kim jung ill is communist, he practices communism

kim jung il is pure fucking evil.

by karatabeatch March 8, 2010

comunism

its fucking awsome

Comunism should be around in ameica

by Comunist June 19, 2017

Communist

People believe that communism is not having to work for your money. This is wrong, a Communist State is when people are forced to work for their Government. They get paid through distributed food and get given a house. Most houses are not much different in communism everyone has the same thing. Most telecom is disabled so you cannot have communication with other country's to know wether or not their is a better country out their. So the only thing you were born with and know is Communism.

United Soviet Socialist Republic (U.S.S.R) Communist

by DrunkenCosmonaut March 28, 2013