When someone eats lunch and then 5 hours later there is residue or everything they ate the whole day in condensed form plastered to the corners of their mouth moving slightly when intense words are used.
by MARGE November 19, 2004
When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)
I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024
The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019
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When four men meet at the dump point at a caravan park with their mud luggage for their daily conversation. Lots of talk about shit.
Sally: What are you up to this morning Gary?
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??
by Andos Hastos January 10, 2022
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