colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.
Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"
by P3RV-E November 13, 2014
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cockblock

when someone keeps interrupting you having sex or getting in the mood unknowingly
dude she kept knocking on our door to ask dumb questions she cockblocked us 6 times
by gorl1829 July 3, 2022
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Cockblock

A kid that won't shut the fuck up in class and keeps you from getting dick.
Goddamn it , Josh B . is such a COCKBLOCK!!!
by K.okay December 10, 2017
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Cockblock

When someone blocks another from getting a sexual prize.
Bro why u cockblocking me.
by Funnyniga October 20, 2019
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Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.
I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.
by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019
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Cockblocker

A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.
"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."
by CoffeeGoSlurp September 21, 2021
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cockblock

Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.
He just cockblocked himself; Everytime I'm about to get that booty you are cockblocking me
by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018
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