knob on your cob

The act of sucking dick as if you're nibbling on a large, buttery, corn on the cob.

Dude, Olivia just knobbed on my cob like a starving Nigerian child!

"I'll knob on your cob, Jon"

by Hourumiyamoto September 13, 2016

Corn Cobbed

When a girl gets on her knees and has a guy on each side of her, amd receives a penis in each ear.

Mary invited Gary and Blake over for a steak dinner, she ended up getting “corn cobbed” instead.

by joeydunk33 April 30, 2019

Corn Cob Tripod

When 2 chicks are giving you a blow job at the same time and both licking the penis shaft up and down.

My day went even better when Erin and Deb came over for a little corn cob tripod! Those 2 chicks had me sporting wood in no time.

by Ferris Dean August 18, 2008

Corn on the cob

To fuck a woman from behind.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.

"why do you have forks by your bed?"

"gonna have corn on the cob later"

by smelly sock October 31, 2008

Secondhand corn on the cob

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

by markiel January 18, 2003

Oklahoma Corn Cob

An Oklahoma Corn Cob, is where you stick a corn cob into a girls vagina during a period until she cums on it. Then you proceed to eat the cob with all the extra toppings.

The other day my girl friend was on her period and to relieve her stress we performed the oklahoma corn cob.

by johnson13 March 26, 2009