Clown

n.
a. Male genitalia
b. A relatively small erect penis.

"Zach... show Juli your clown, yo!"

by DickJones September 23, 2005

Clown

The quality or state of "coolness." If something "has clown," it is "cool" or "good." If something has no clown, it is lame sauce.

Yo, I was watchin' Full House the other day, and John Stamos has SO much clown!

Man, old Jim Sheepy next door has no clown whatsoever. He shot my dog last night.

by JSheep April 18, 2009

clown

You think you look good and the shiznit but everybody's laughing at you like you're a clown

that's a clown ass fake fur coat you're wearing

by octavia April 30, 2003

clowned

To have or have been sodomized by a complete stranger.

Johnny is such a sinner! He clowned her brown on the first night!

by Dr. Sin December 17, 2008

clown

Is an open minded person who does not care what they are doing to another person by lying and not saying the troth, plus confusing a person in speech

Uses words of a double mean, confuse a person by speech, make a person high and like them the when you got time to think of the words you discover its to the other way. Horrid, cruel person that becomes a clown

Horrid, cruel person that becomes a clown

by november 2016 December 27, 2016

Ghetto Clown

An unsophisticated black man with absolutely no class whatsoever. A black man that will wear

sneakers and a twisted hat to a black tie event. They find it impossible to speak intelligently,

will always speak in ebonics and use past tenses, no matter the subject of conversation. You

can take the man out of the ghetto, but you can never take the ghetto out of the man.

Did you see Russell Simmons wearing the football jersey over his black tie and tuxedo? What a ghetto clown that guy is!

by Mikey Boyer October 27, 2013

Clown Sides

The appearance of a vast amount of pubic hair protruding from beyond the bikini line, resembling the hairdo of Krusty the Klown from, "The Simpsons."

When Holly took off her pants, I assumed that 50 people would have jumped out of her panties based on those clown sides.

by UrbanBurban February 28, 2015