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Christina Aguilera

1) One of the biggest no talent cunts to ever exist!
2) The nastiest skank ho since Madonna.
Christina Aguilera is just another blonde bimbo skank who has no talent and is famous based on MTV type marketing clowns who know they can make money by proping her up in front of a mic and they will make album sales and advertising sales on tv music vid channels - 1) because she will be idolized by a bunch of mindless skank ho's who want to be like her and/or think that they are like her. And, 2) because of a bunch pathetic of horny wanna be cool guy, wanna be tough guy, wanna be gangsta wigger males (who are under the delusion that they are a man) who jack off to her videos.
by Wifukm Yung February 12, 2010
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Christina Aguilera

A desperate wannabe who cannot fucking chose a certain style and stick with it. Her music is played over and over and over on the radio until we want to shoot ourselves, she may be able to sing to some people, but I would honestly rather hear an old fucking hag shit in my ear than hear Candy Man one more fucking time!
by CallyLove August 12, 2007
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pulling-a-Christina

The act of making a lot of plans with multiple people, and then angering the people in which you didn't hang out with.

Whether it was an accident or not.

This can also resulting in ALL of your plans failing and resulting to something completely unplanned for, which is usually the case.
"I Totally pulled a Christina last night and ended up going bowling will billy and suzzy, it wasn't what i had planned"

"I totally pulled a Christina last night and forgot all about bob, i felt so bad"

"I'm totally pulling-a-Christina, i made like 5 plans tonight!!
by CYPK66 January 20, 2009
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Christina Aguilera

the best damn singer on the planet. makes britney spears, beyonce knowles, kelly osborne, pink et al look like a bunch of gag-worthy sideshow pussyfarts.
Aguilera; from the latin 'give it to me deep and hard immediately if not sooner'
by kitC January 19, 2004
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Christina Aguilera

Talented singer who has accumulated piercings and now dresses in a promiscuous fashion to please the media.
I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come come come on and let me out
Gonna get dirrty
by Bonnie September 5, 2003
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Christina Aguilera

An ugly ass bitch that cant sing she oversings ugly as hell and a real slut
She tries so hard to be like The talented Britney Spears But Cant do that and never will. Christina Aguelera is just trash, the things that you can do with her cds are not buy them or if you have one give it to your dog.
Christina aguilera, one of the most hated celebrities in the world. Not just America But The entire universe.
by Lady89 April 19, 2006
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christina aguilera

a beautiful, sexy & gorgeous talented artist in the music industry.
by dovy July 23, 2005
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