choozer

A choozer is generally someone in the process of selecting, comparing, and choosing a product before it's purchase and subsequent use.

Most commonly used in reference to the UK mobile phone and motor car comparison site, www.choozer.co.uk

John is on choozer to find a new Android phone.

by arbexo November 24, 2011

chowder mound

The contents of a port-a-potty that has not been serviced in so long that a mountain of excrement protrudes up above the seat level.

"Don't use that bank of portos up near the stage at Lollapalooza, they're all chowder mounds."

by L Mariachi October 2, 2011

chowder log

The shit you take immediately after getting cummed in your butt.

Jen had a huge chowder log after staying up all night with Max blowing loads in her ass.

by IM BORN TO FUUUCK January 17, 2014

chowder pole

The meaning of this word is rather obvious. A man's penis

The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
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by PreSeed FilledWithGreed January 11, 2016

Chowder Factory

An organization or place whose population consists of a large percentage of females with substandard personal hygiene.

Glad I don't live downwind of that sorority, it's a freakin' chowder factory!

by TheLivingGoober August 21, 2016

chowder for the kitten

fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)

dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!

by fucklump June 6, 2017

Chozer

A large, somewhat rugged male who resembles a half Chinese half Bulldozer elite specimen. Usually standing above 6’3 and weighing in over 16.4 Stone, a Chozer is often spotted in their natural habitat consisting primarily of the Canadian Ice Hockey Rink or a Harvey’s flame grilled hamburger facility.

Holy crap is that Yao Ming on skates ?
No, they drafted a Chozer.

by grittyt February 18, 2018