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Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom
Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack
by chudtopia January 4, 2026
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Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and on drugs, have sex in a public washroom
Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yep, it was a classic Collingwood Crack.
by chudtopia January 4, 2026
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chilling and billing

A common practice in consultancy to excessively overcharge clients for minimal work.
Consultant 1 "Did you secure the Council I.T. contract?"

Consultant 2 "Yeah, few days of work, 6 months chilling and billing!"

Consultant 1 "Nice. I mean, it's not fraud when it's public money."

Consultant 2 "Hahaha, you're so right."
by Mach_F January 26, 2026
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chilling and billing

noun / verb

A core corporate competency involving strategic inactivity paired with aggressive invoicing.

The act of monetising presence, jargon, and calendar occupancy rather than actual output.

When “value creation” consists primarily of meetings, decks, and vibes.

Performance indicators:

Status set to “In a meeting” all day

Slides with more gradients than substance

Saying “let’s circle back” unironically

Deliverables described as “high-level”
“She reused last quarter’s slide deck, nodded thoughtfully in three Zoom calls, and billed the client a full day. Elite chilling and billing.”
by Mach_F January 26, 2026
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High Chilling

When an employee, by balls of steel or superior family relations, relaxes in front of superiors during work hours and generally does not give a crap.
"Whoa, did you see Sammy over there browsing facebook while his boss was talking to him?"

"His boss is his uncle, he isn't worried, hes going be high chilling all day and nobody will do anything about it."
by TheZARK February 11, 2014
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cold chilling

The term "Cold Chilling" refers to a turkey or chicken when you by it at the supermarket and it is chilling in a refridgerator of some sort. The turkey is "cold chilling". To use it in average talk, you would use it as a substitute for relaxing or being lazy.
•Person 1: "What are you up too?"
•Person 2: "Just cold chilling."
•Person 1: "I'm having a total lazy day too"
"I'm just cold chilling today, man. Maxing and relaxing
by ride.the.good.vibes June 22, 2015
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