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Was clicking through the stations and accidentally stopped on the hallmark channel....... did you know they are showing christmas specials right now!??? it's August 5th......
by Black hole 1982 July 23, 2022
Scrabble Channel is a painful game you play with someone else's bratty child because you feel sorry for them due to their parents lack of concern for their child's emotional maturity. The child will likely play mostly obscenities, and confuse themselves with your apparent interest while they play tripel letter words disconnected from any of the words previously played as per the standard English dictionary. More often than knot, these attention starved kids will cheat by placing non words such as some form of slang one might find in the very popular amongst adolescents, Urban Dictionary.
Once their Scrabble Bag is finished, they revert back to their pocket sized English dictionary and withdraw interest in further dialogue with you as they wonder if what you have speaking to them had slight overtones of parable like meaning.
Usually at this point they have a sixth sense, gutt feeling, that you might just be entertaining them enough so as to avoid having to endure they're vicious tantrums they're prone to throw when thay haven't had they're fill of lobster.
These kids are known for regressing into occult like novels such as harry potter, captain underpants, Where's Spot, and spend most their spare time trolling in the seedy depraved forums of the internet such as 4chown, Facebook, and Discord where they keep up with cult-ural trends and update their beloved bible the Urban Dictionary.
Once their Scrabble Bag is finished, they revert back to their pocket sized English dictionary and withdraw interest in further dialogue with you as they wonder if what you have speaking to them had slight overtones of parable like meaning.
Usually at this point they have a sixth sense, gutt feeling, that you might just be entertaining them enough so as to avoid having to endure they're vicious tantrums they're prone to throw when thay haven't had they're fill of lobster.
These kids are known for regressing into occult like novels such as harry potter, captain underpants, Where's Spot, and spend most their spare time trolling in the seedy depraved forums of the internet such as 4chown, Facebook, and Discord where they keep up with cult-ural trends and update their beloved bible the Urban Dictionary.
A) Person A: What did you get up to today
Un) Person T: Lucy dropped his daughter off this afternoon while he went Walking Up and Down, so I played with the Scrabble Channel bored so as to avoid unmasking the abyssml weather.
A) Person A: That's Gold! Did you won?
Un) Person T: *sigh* I'll get the dictionary
A) Person A: Um, you're a car because OCD is numbers
Un) Person T: Lucy dropped his daughter off this afternoon while he went Walking Up and Down, so I played with the Scrabble Channel bored so as to avoid unmasking the abyssml weather.
A) Person A: That's Gold! Did you won?
Un) Person T: *sigh* I'll get the dictionary
A) Person A: Um, you're a car because OCD is numbers
by covv-wɑːrds January 23, 2020
A: Hey have you heard of that one channel that spreads lies?
B: oh there are plenty of them they’re called tea channels and they should stfu
B: oh there are plenty of them they’re called tea channels and they should stfu
by deinpenissack October 27, 2021
I love the Scenery Channel!
by Kevin_Evans January 08, 2008
The retarded channel in which ppl pay to advertise their buisness, or wish some 1 a happy birthday.....also plays crapy music while doing this. The only good thing was (before i got satillite) is that it displayed the time
by Ihearvoices10319 June 06, 2005
One of Britain's most popular channels. Mostly features game shows and horse racing. Still better than American TV.
Albert: Darling, turn on the tele to Channel 4. Countdown's on!
Margerie: Ooh, I hope that Baxter lad gets the boot! Bloody know-it-all.
Teenage spiked Mohawk grandson: *sigh*
Margerie: Ooh, I hope that Baxter lad gets the boot! Bloody know-it-all.
Teenage spiked Mohawk grandson: *sigh*
by dj dustman October 03, 2015