Universal Channel

The channel that, when nothing is on, you always put on, in hopes that something good will come on it sooner or later.

Guy 1: Ugh...There's nothing on TV!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. That's why I just put on my universal channel.
Guy 1: Really? So did I. What're you watching?
Guy 2: ...Rachel Ray...

by AimeeKeiko August 28, 2009

spam channel

A whining knobhead who joins an internet discussion forum and then whines about how vindictive the moderators are.

Spam Channel is the prime example.

by MiddleAgedDirtBag February 8, 2008

The movie channel

A cheap version of HBO, Epix, and starz. Are not allowed to air movies that got above 10% on rotten tomatoes.

"I was looking at what movies were on TV, and the ones on TMC were very disappointing."

"The movie channel is almost never watched by anybody."

by sandman34 September 17, 2016

Hallmark channel

The network for third rate actors,cheesy films,and hot cocoa,even in July.

Was clicking through the stations and accidentally stopped on the hallmark channel....... did you know they are showing christmas specials right now!??? it's August 5th......

by Black hole 1982 July 23, 2022

scenery channel

A local rock band in Finland, developed by Tommi Inkilia. They started in 2006.

I love the Scenery Channel!

by Kevin_Evans January 9, 2009

Channel 13

The retarded channel in which ppl pay to advertise their buisness, or wish some 1 a happy birthday.....also plays crapy music while doing this. The only good thing was (before i got satillite) is that it displayed the time

"God channel 13 sux!"

by Ihearvoices10319 June 13, 2005

channel 4

One of Britain's most popular channels. Mostly features game shows and horse racing. Still better than American TV.

Albert: Darling, turn on the tele to Channel 4. Countdown's on!

Margerie: Ooh, I hope that Baxter lad gets the boot! Bloody know-it-all.

Teenage spiked Mohawk grandson: *sigh*

by dj dustman November 19, 2015