You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

by bionixcommand June 28, 2010

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

more than you can shake a stick at

A LOT, Many, tons, too many

At the protest there will be more hippies that you can shake a stick at

by Eric Olson July 19, 2005

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

you can pound my tom tom

invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex.

I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom tom.

by samtheman138 October 31, 2008

Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate

Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters.

Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."

Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate."

by Newmagic November 21, 2010