Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly

Ew is that Calvin?

by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024

Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

calvin

calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.

calvin is the best boyfriend in the world.

by isabella? October 18, 2024

Calvin

Founder of royal bloods

I love Calvin, because he founded the royal bloods!

by cpilled January 22, 2023

calvin

calvin is the love of my life, my best friend, calvin will always be here for me, he is so so amazing and makes me smile all the time, he is so so handsome and he’s perfect in every way, i love him with all my heart, he respects me more than anyone and is so caring and thoughtful, i truly love him so much

Calvin is the person meant for me and i can’t imagine my life without him

by ejp December 28, 2021

Calvine

A kid who uses dead meme phrases from 2017 and dabs.

That Calvine is Le Big Stupid.

by Xx_M3meL0rd-2284_xX June 8, 2020

Calvin

the best fucking person ever. pulls chicks all night. doesn’t give a fuck

girl: what’s your name
calvin: my names calvin
girl: ooo can i get in bed with you

by johnathanhasabigdona October 30, 2019