Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.

Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!

by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023

over-calculating

a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos

I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Advanced calculator

Also known as advanced calc, it is a slang word meaning phone, usually used in a school setting.

(Kid playing on phone in class)
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!

by Agoober23 November 5, 2025

Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.

There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.

by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021

raeans 69 calculator joke

funny lame joke
i need to pee
yes
ok

raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”

grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”

by ineedtopeereallybad6969 September 18, 2021

God’s Calculator

A horse

You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025

Camille’s diddy blud calculation.

Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl

“Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”

by Gatyyy November 13, 2025