ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

ano efis caldo

is hot and has a big dirty anus

look, an ano efis caldo

over there!

by ano sudato di sebastiano November 22, 2021

The Hot Calzone

When a man stuffs his balls into a woman's butthole.

Believe it or not, she let me give her The Hot Calzone on our first date.

by Thehotcalzone November 6, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025