shit cranking

when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death

i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me

by LilButNuster May 27, 2024

Mud cranking

The act of cranking one’s hog in a mud pit. This may include more than one individual, in which case it would be referred to as a “party pit of muddy crankers”.

I saw my buddy Jacob mud cranking all by himself and I helped out by using the water house and joining him.

by Evendasteven420 January 17, 2026

Act Of Cannings

Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.

"Aww man XXXX is ringin me, should I do an Act Of Cannings?"
"Yeah, hes such a loser"

by Babbsy Baby December 28, 2005

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

19 October ; National Clanning Day

The 19th of October is National Clanning Day.

Clanning is a term used for Roblox gunfighting.

Kioxina ; Yo bois lets go clanning its 19 October ; National Clanning Day
07avia ; Yes I love clanning
Meiuuls ; I am banned from my favourite gunclan.
s4jda ; I love october 19th!

by madsiewadsie October 20, 2025