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crayon buchser

crayon is sweet. she has many people who care about her. she is always there for someone and will always have your back. if crayon is your friend you don’t need to worry about her being toxic, or picking fights with you. crayon is very empathetic as well, and good with kids. sometimes crayons friends get on her nerves, but thats ok because she knows that if her friends don’t treat her right, theyre not worth her time! crayon is wonderful and uplifting. find yourself a crayon!
p1: hey have you met crayon buchser yet?
p2: no, are they nice?
p1: yea crayon is the best person i know!
by hippie6629 June 14, 2022
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Crayon

a term of untold status, fame and good luck bestowed upon an individual once initiated into the crayon cult by owning a Crayon Cult NFT PFP and eating / melting a crayon. For folks who want to identify as a crayon use the pronouns "cray/on"

( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
example 1 : wow that crayon really looks cool
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult

example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire

example 4 : those crayons are good at everything

example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
by gregmars@thecrayoncult July 22, 2025
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Mama Crayon

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.
Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON
by Vedava July 31, 2022
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Crayon Class

noun

1. a college course, generally a general-education class, in which students are assumed to idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. “coloring with crayons” as a reference to kindergarten).

2. a kindergarten course with an unusually high concentration of peculiar children, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot girls are in my crayon class | in between getting dismantled by engineering courses, my crayon class allows me to unwind and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that kindergarten crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that crayon class I had in kindergarten, I see toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a whole new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 6, 2024
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Crayon

Fingering jess till her legs spaz so fast she turns into a human helicopter
I gave jess a naughty little crayon yesterday. Tehe
by Paddyl_12 March 2, 2021
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dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.
Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010
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crayon

Something really stupid or illogical that it's as if it was written by a child.
Bro how did you get in trouble for that? That's so crayon, I swear.
by BigGayWarBanana69420 July 9, 2025
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