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Dead Seal Crawl

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
by Xx.xX June 18, 2008
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Crawler

A drunk individual who can nolonger walk or coheherntly speak.
Emma elizabeth (beast) what a fucking crawler.
by Mr. MOA June 25, 2009
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crawl

To give oral to soemone.
I got that whore to crawl last night, and man it felt good.
by Dandi November 3, 2004
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Crawler

A zombie with it's legs blown off. It can only crawl after you, making it much less of a threat than if it were able to sprint. In the popular video game Call of Duty: Black Ops, the "Crawler technique," is utilized to give players more time to purchase guns, talk strategy, ect. (The round doesn't shift until every zombie has been killed therefore players have as much time as they please if they turn the last zombie into a "crawler.")
Yo I'm out of ammo! I need to go get some after this round!" "Someone get a crawler.
by Glowing Microbe January 9, 2011
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Sex Crawl

similar to a pub crawl, but instead of having a drink in every pub, you have sex with a girl or guy
Tom: Oh my god i have a huge cock burn
Andy: Why?
Tom: I went on a sex crawl last night
Andy: Nice
by Donkey Child April 25, 2009
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crawlingpeter

by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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Chawlsay

A nickname for "Chelsey". You cannot give this name to yourself, you first have to be called it by a close friend.

Chawlsays wear thick eyeliner and black eyeshadow. They're usually VERY pale.

(can be spelt Chawl-say)
Hey Chawlsay!
by Pancake Batter March 7, 2009
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