A cockblock/cockblocker is someone of annoyance (a fucking dick) and usually refers to someone who attempts to stop people from achieving the task of asking a girl out.
by Latenightdrinker43 June 11, 2022
Get the Cockblockermug. by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025
Get the Colorado Cockblockmug. primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
Get the officer cockblockmug. When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
Get the Cockblocked by Kobemug. PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!
by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013
Get the Cockblock Tomahawkmug. When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention
Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
by Niggalini March 31, 2022
Get the Cockblocked by your petmug. when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible
examples are
financial situation
living situation
disability
appearance
examples are
financial situation
living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
Get the cockblocked by circumstancemug.