carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.

"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"

by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017

Carbon Dioxide Pods

The opposite of airpods

Look at those carbon dioxide pods. Apple is probably selling them at a bajillion dollars a pair.

by bigchungus1212 May 8, 2022

Carbon Tanprint

The amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.

"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"

by Heimir Han July 20, 2017

Carbon Skidmark

A metric to measure the actions and in-actions of powerful organisations and big business on the Climate crisis.
Used to compare the climate actions and inactions of those with power vs the everyday actions of individuals to reduce their carbon footprints.
Includes systemic actions and inactions as well as policy.

We're worried about our carbon footprints. Are those with power doing enough about their carbon skidmarks?

by climnate123456789 January 11, 2024

Carbonated Soda

When you finish in someones mouth after they ingested a large amount of soda and they burp to add bubbles before swollowing your now disgusting load.

"So did you get some?"
"Hell yeah, I gave that hoe a Carbonated soda!"

by life180way January 15, 2021

carbon producer

A person that's extremely annoying. They try to be popular but ultimately fail. They are nicknamed the carbon producer because the production of carbon dioxide harms our environment and atmosphere and so does said person.

Oh look, there's the carbon producer again, he's sooo lame.

by Oxygen Producer June 14, 2017

carbon sandwich

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.

Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.

Esther: last night was amazing! We made a carbon sandwich!

by DietCyanide November 8, 2018