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No Puss Cap

No puss cap basically mean that the person is not lying or capping on their pussy/ vagina when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍑🧢.
Did you really have sex with that dude Tyrone?

Aye no puss cap I definitely destroy his dick.
by Itzkwann February 11, 2022
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capanese

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.
Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese
by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020
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Grandma Caprio

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.
Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...
by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008
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Capucine

Everyone's type of girl. Friendly, open minded, funny, beautiful and clever. She'll be there for you whenever you want. Sometimes has a resting bitch face, but don't let it fool you. She's one of the kindest and warmest person you'll ever find.
"Omg, this girl is amazing, I can't find any flaws in her, she must be a Capucine"
by AintMyFault November 2, 2018
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Captain Woodie

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
by Stan West April 14, 2006
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capital wasteland

1. The main location in a popular video game called Fallout 3 ( Basically a destroyed Washington D . C )

2. The real Washington D . C could still be considered a Capital Wasteland due to crime , crooked cops , crooked politicians , as well as it's strange on again off again gun ban laws that violate the constitution from the same country and so forth.
( example 1 ) Gamer 1 : " I killed a super mutant at the capital wasteland. "

Gamer 2 : " I didn't know you liked Fallout 3 ".

( example 2 ) Man 1 : " I got a job working for the government. "

Man 2 : " Really where at ? "

Man 1: " The Capital Wasteland. "
by The EVIL Vault Boy July 19, 2012
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Captain Unknown

The act of shitting in a toilet at someone's house and not flushing it. Instead leaving it for the next person to find and wonder who left it.
"I just left a Captain Unknown at Johnny's house. It was Epic"

"I'm going to leave a Captain in every state I drive through when I go on vacation."
by flawless518 August 4, 2012
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