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The act of shitting in a toilet at someone's house and not flushing it. Instead leaving it for the next person to find and wonder who left it.
"I just left a Captain Unknown at Johnny's house. It was Epic"

"I'm going to leave a Captain in every state I drive through when I go on vacation."
by flawless518 August 4, 2012
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