twat bucket

twat bucket - 1)derogatory name for someone, usually female, who behaves like such a twat, it's necessary to add the word "bucket" for emphasis to make it even nastier. 2)derogatory term for someone who is more than just a twat, she's nastier than a twat, she is as nasty as the bucket twats are carried in. 3) a very absorbent feminine hygiene product

example: 1) Did you hear what Sue said about that poor woman?
Yes, she can be such a twat bucket!!!

2)(driving in traffic) That stupid twat bucket cut me off!
(at work) I HATE my new boss!!! She's such a twat bucket!!!

3) "Man, my period is so heavy, I need a twat bucket!!!

by DestinyThorne February 22, 2011

Gaming Bucket

A "gaming bucket" is some sort of medium-sized container, jokingly, said to be used during long gaming sessions (4+ hours) in place of restroom breaks. This phrase was semi popular among some MMO gamers at one time.

Three guild members in a guild raid in an MMO:

<Shanksalot> "Hey guys, can we take a five minute bio after this boss?"
<Meatshield> "Whoa whoa whoa! We just took a bio break at the midpoint, why didn't you go then?"
<Shanksalot> "Uh...I didn't have to??"
<Omgwtfkill> "RAID FOUL!! Use your gaming bucket, pansy! lol"
<Omgwtfkill> "Gaming Bucket: Get it. Use it. Love it."
<Meatshield> "Kill...you're disgusting. o.o"
<Shanksalot> "..."

by ZoLatKam June 27, 2013

flying bucket

when a group of friends cum in a bucket and stand in a circle and kick it and the person who gets covered the most loses

Me and my friend played flying bucket and i got covered in cum

by john boiiii February 18, 2015

bucket chewer

Retard, mentaly challenged, handicapped, lacking in intelligence

1. Sorry I can't go out tonight, I have to stay home and watch my "bucket chewing" sister.
2. Man, our waiter tonight was such a "bucket chewer".

by big bisket January 3, 2007

Bucket-fucker

A man who takes great pride in his girlfriend's huge vagina and doesn't hesitate to boast about it to his friends.

Scott: "I know she wasn't a virgin because she wasn't tight when I fucked her!"

Friend: "You're a Bucket-fucker."

by Kebaby Spice July 3, 2011

jiz bucket

A person who holds copious amounts of jiz in their various bodily orifaces due to promiscuous and skanky behavior.

also cum tank

The bitch that fucked the football team is a real jiz bucket.

by tboner September 30, 2005

Mr. Bucket

verb, The act of putting ones balls in another's mouth. The victim may be conscious or unconscious. (It is a reference to the children's game "Mr. Bucket", which consisted of multiple children finding and picking up colored balls and placing them into the head of a moving talking bucket and he would spit them out for the kids to pick up once more.) also see teabagging

"Hey you better not sleep, because I'm going to Mr. Bucket you tonight, biatch!"

"Say hello to my little friend, Mr. Bucket..."

by JFerg November 28, 2007