lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)

A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.

by michellenya November 12, 2011

Bruno

The guy who we do not talk about

Pepa: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bruno

by Garamararambraramanmararaman May 8, 2022

Bruno

Bruno is a huge dick, non- gay because fuck the gays/faggots

Bruno i am a king nigga

by fuck u nigga im a king bitch October 31, 2023

talking about bruno

talking about bruno is a euphamism for being allowed to watch movies with cursing in them, obviously used by children a lot.

let's have a sleepover! my parents are fine with us talking about bruno.

by theDarkDefiner September 24, 2023

Bruno

The act of going through the motions of sex while fully clothed. This is typically done by Christians who want to save themselves for marriage.

“Have you had sex before?”
“No, we don’t want to sin, so we just do bruno.”

by I Make Girls Queef April 9, 2022

Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

by Twiggish January 17, 2022