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shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.
“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”
by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 7, 2018
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Broccoli

Basically, a Deku. Todoroki and Toga simp for this object. Damn.... Hes a lover boy.
Todoroki: Broccoli is hot.
Toga: OMG IZU-CHAN!!! ITS BROCCOLI
by HEYYYY MF September 21, 2021
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Broccoli

You stupid nonce, you should know what a fucking broccoli is

The green fucking tree that was forced down your throat by your step father
“Hay Johnny! This bitch doesn’t know what a Fukin’ broccoli is”

Johnny: “Do they not? They must be pretty stupid to not know what a broccoli is, must be a nonce”
by Jameedoger May 14, 2020
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Broccoli

Toenails can develop a cheesy odor due to a variety of reasons, including poor hygiene, fungal infections, and bacterial overgrowth. Fungi and bacteria thrive in warm, moist environments such as the feet, particularly in between the toes and underneath the toenails also Broccoli is usually a mild, annoying condition easily treated at home. However, certain situations may require medical attention.Aldo another word for Broccoli is toejam
My sister Misty texted me and she asked me what I was doing, I told her that I was pickin my Broccoli
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Usually someone named Matt will look like this vegetable some people would even say these to objects are twins
Broccoli looks like Matt
by Bri is a lollipop June 23, 2020
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Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.
Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.
by Renee Lame October 12, 2012
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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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