breakfast partner 

A breakfast partner is not only a partner that eats food with another in the mornings. They also do other things together that cannot be put into words on the internet. Could possibly mean a dirty play date.

So I just had a date with my breakfast partner, but I can't tell you what we did.

breakfast partner by Cubby408 March 4, 2017

Breakfast duo 

The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.

This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!

Breakfast duo by The cup of cum April 17, 2017

Breakfast Of Champions 

Nutriotional Masochism

Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it

Breakfast Of Champions by O' Baba June 6, 2017

Breakfast bukkake 

When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face

Every Monday, I forget to turn my yogurt away from me, so I get a breakfast bukkake.

Breakfast bukkake by SnifersRow July 7, 2017

breakfast rail 

When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.

"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."

breakfast rail by Teekums September 1, 2017

breakfast afterglow 

The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex

John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"

breakfast afterglow by Romandell October 21, 2017

Breakfast-eye 

This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.

Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.

Breakfast-eye by Newt07091971 November 13, 2019