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fake breaking

Bullshitting someone. Not telling the truth, or trying to get someone to believe something bogus.
Don't be fake breaking me.
by laura1212 May 23, 2006
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Dreadwing

IT'S DREADWING, HE'S PUNISHING, HIS GATTLING GUN IS ILLIN! THE DECEPTICON WARRIOR IS A TRANSFORMER RAMA, A THREE IN ONE VILLAIN THAT'S CHILLIN! COMBAT TANK AND SONIC JET TRANSFORM INTO DOUBLE-TROUBLE ROBOTS! HIS MISSILES GO BOOM! SPELLING CERTAIN DOOM! AS THEY TAKE APART THE AWESOME AUTOBOTS!
"lookout, it's Dreadwing!"
by Laughingbulbasaur June 1, 2020
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goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
by Spartae July 27, 2013
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breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")
"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"
by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014
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Breaking at the Wheel

A torture technique that involves tying an accused criminal to a wooden wheel and rolling it on hard, sharp, bumpy surface causing irreversible damage to bones and organs. Sometimes if the person was still alive, an excecutioner would hammer the brain with iron or drop the wheel in a lake. The bodies were often left on display to dismay criminals.
Breaking at the wheel is not a good way to go.
by Anti fandom freedom fighter. November 26, 2016
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Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.
"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"
by An actual person July 12, 2017
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The act of breaking into someones bathroom and forcefully giving them head.
Oh man, Justin and his dog just caught me off with guard with a Breaking and Entering blowjob at work said Jeff
by Dbzage March 4, 2018
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