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Bouncing the Hans

When a fat kid that is already drunk and naked decides to jump on a trampoline.
and after that, he started bouncing the hans. It was pretty messed up.
by F my A September 16, 2008
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Marilla Bounce

The unpredictable bounce produced by the underclass tennis surface at the Marrila tennis courts. Known for many unforced errors and balls netted. Also the main cause for frustration and anger directed towards why on earth you can't get the goddman ball over the net when all of your mechanics are working for you.
Dude, why do you keep netting those balls? - It's not me its the Marilla Bounce.
by tennis_balla_07 May 1, 2007
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Cramer bounce

When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...
by gregory trayne May 29, 2008
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bouncing betty

A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.
by GuesssWho9 September 14, 2016
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sleep bouncing

Maybe the BEST feeling in the world excluding sex or drugs. Sleep bouncing is when you're laying on your bed/couch/floor/bitch, half asleep and half awake. Whatever you hear/see in your surroundings during the time you are laying down becomes incorporated in your dreams. The downside is that you only sleep bounce for 5-20 minutes and wake up abruptly, then crash.
damn, i just went through a sleep bouncing experience and i thought i had a million bucks on me. turns out i just left the tv on and who wants to be a millionaire was on. fuck.
by mac-miller-the-greatest May 24, 2011
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bouncing betty

antipersonnel mine that springs from the ground, spinning and exploding, after being tripped.
The bouncing betty shredded the soldier who was on point.
by Steve Craton November 7, 2003
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