Booze Demon

When one is possessed by a demonic presents so that he/she cannot stop drinking. Often results with the possessed individual in a deep coma like state craving more alcohol.
Side affects may include: Chundering, proclaiming love, attempt to down copious amounts of alcohol ie. pitchers, fishbowls and yards, and severe memory loss.

Person 1: brah, you we're wasted.

Person 2: You were possessed by the booze demon
Person 3: Hand me that drink
Person 1 & 2: Mother of god, he's still possessed!!!!!

by Boy chunder August 1, 2012

Booed Off Stage

Nickelback.

Dude, did you see that video where Nickelback got booed off stage?
Of course, who hasnt?

by lolnickelback May 25, 2010

boozer

A place of which to purchase alcoholic beverages, more popularly known in England as the PUB or in the land of the septics... "bar"!

I'm going down the boozer to get pissed!

by Robbo February 2, 2004

booze hound

One who puts the consumption of alcohol above all responsibility, family, and friends. Possesses a strong love only for alcohol and alcohol-centric situations. Consumes alcohol every free chance they get. This person usually says things like "i need a beer" or "jeez i could really use a drink or 30". This person's automobile can be commonly and frequently seen parked outside of local pubs and bars. Refuses rides even when obliterated. Very angry and edgy. Smiles only when intoxicated. Always complaining that they are at work/school and not at a bar. Always at a bar when they are not at work/school.

"Wow, Kristen's car is out in front of the Adam's Bar again? Damn, is she a booze hound!"

by Igor Mantooth April 14, 2010

Booze Pig

Booze Pig is the leader and envy of a pack of Booze Hounds. Booze Pig has the all of the qualities of a Booze Hound which are: social competency despite vast booze consumption and the ability to find any reason to booze. These additional qualities are what make a Booze Pig: immunity to hangovers, the ability to turn those around them into Booze Hounds, and the ability to time travel. Booze Pig will lead the Booze Hounds through a night/day of boozing, and be the only one to show up for a fully productive workday on time. They will have no memory of the prior night/day of boozing hence the ability to time travel. Nor will they be hurting from all of the booze. They only time a Booze Pig suffers is if they didn't booze made apparent through shaky hands and complaints about how thirsty they are.

10:00 AM
FNG: "Man, I am hungover today. Feel like shit."
FOG: "Is that why you are late? It's Tuesday! What was the occasion?"
FNG: "Nothing. The Boss invited me and a few other people for dinner. Didn't realize the Boss drinks his dinner! He must be fucked up."
FOG: "Nope, he was here early for a 6:00 AM meeting."

11:00 AM
Boss: "Who are you?"
FNG: "I am the FNG. You invited me over for dinner."
Boss: "I did...? Oh you are?...You should come over again! See you later!" (leaves)
FNG: "Damn, my liver won't survive working here. The Boss is a Booze Pig!"

by Another FNG December 29, 2009

suited and booted

All dressed up, most likely in a purple suit, purple shoes, purple hat, big shades, rolly bling, bling teeth, and cane.

"Get suited and buited, homey, 'cause we fixin to hit da club and check out da shorties."

by Kevin Brown March 31, 2003

booze cologne

The smell of alcohol still on your breath after waking up in the morning even with the use of mouth wash.

I passed by Bob and he had booze cologne, I guess the mouth wash was no help.

by CHITOWN MAGIC January 28, 2010