boner

1 one who draws attention to themselves in a negative manner;

2 a silly, or stupid, person;

3 you.

"Hey Frank, check out that guy wearing two Abercrombie
shirts with both collars popped. What a fuckin' boner."

"Dude, did you just order a mango-tastic cherry fizzle
drink, 'light on the ice'? Goddamn, you're such a boner."

by therollerdad September 27, 2014

bonerized

getting owned; possibly in a sexual matter

the act of getting completely destroyed by something

Man I was playin Halo yesterday and I bonerized this guy with a brute shot.

by Devitt McMark March 23, 2010

boner

A boy is aroused, like pomer is for a aroused woman.

baby: do u have a boner

by hateporn May 9, 2014

bonerize

verb, a male becoming aroused

At the sight of b00bz0rz, DuDeStEr59 became bonerized.

by stuntwill August 16, 2003

boner

it happens when u get aroused or turned on, ur pp gets hard

person 1: *bends over*
person 2: oh no
person 1: what?
person 2: my pp hard
person 1: bOnEr??

by the real billy November 23, 2019

boner

boner happy

i love my boner

by pppppheaddd January 18, 2020

BONer

(n.) A hard-on for Beta.

Dude, that Beta party was so good I totally have a BONer now

by the mizzzle November 21, 2010