army bod

It’s like dad bod but with more knee pain

Dude, ever since getting out of the military, I hate running because of my Army bod. Everything just hurts.

by Not an army guy November 5, 2018

egg bod

a person with an egg shaped body, hideous to set eyes upon, an eggbod can even set a person into temporary blindness, egg bods are round, and unattractive, and all around gross

many girls who played water polo, particularly in high school tend to get the egg bod gross factor

by herbalgerbal420 February 15, 2010

bod valng

the best guy ever

used to show you love someone so much

guy: i love tim he is very cool
guy two: is he a bod valng
guy: yes

by bod valng May 22, 2025

Fad bod

It's described as a dad bod but the male subject doesn't have children. The male describes himself as having a dad bod but in reality is an out of shape fat cunt.

Chad just has a fad bod.

by Truthdoeshurt March 16, 2022

Ritvi Bod

When a person becomes so morbidly obese that he needs to dragged to the bathroom in a wheelchair

OMG I saw a man at the beach earlier today and he has such a Ritvi Bod.

by HORSECOCK_69 July 8, 2022

bod is tea

saying someone has a very good body

*comment on insta/tiktok” your bod is teaaa!!

by uncledingus033 August 3, 2024

Church Bod

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.

She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.

by mellowd June 23, 2021