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blizzarding

when you ring someones doorbell as many times as it takes for them to answer then when they open the door you rip off your pants and jizz all over their face
me and thomas are going blizzarding
by K. Karter March 15, 2025
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Texas Blizzard

A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage
Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard
by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021
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Stress Blizzard

A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!
A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"

B: "What's going on?"

C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"
by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011
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earthquakenado blizzard

The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.
My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.
by borse14 July 15, 2017
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Did you know he used to work for blizzard

Its used to describe a person who repeats, contradicts and are generally egotistical and "so far up their own ass" to admit any fault or wrongdoing
"Its alright, but did you know he used to work for blizzard:
You can also use
"I literally never talk about working for blizzard"
by SoftwarPirate July 25, 2025
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Blizzard of 2022

Blizzard of 2022 - Western New York saw days of sustained blizzard conditions, which dropped over 48 inches of snow and sent temperatures plummeting to minus 22 degrees when accounting for wind chill.

The storm began to form on December 21, 2022, strengthening over the Northern Plains. It began to intensify over the next day

Storm-related deaths were reported in recent days all over the country: 12 in Erie County, New York, ranging in age from 26 to 93 years old, and another in Niagara County where a 27-year-old man was overcome by carbon monoxide after snow blocked his furnace; 10 in Ohio state, including an electrocuted utility worker and those killed in multiple car crashes; six motorists killed in crashes in Missouri state, Kansas and Kentucky; a Vermont woman struck by a falling branch; an apparently homeless man found amid Colorado's subzero temperatures; and a woman who fell through Wisconsin river ice.
The Blizzard of 2022 ,Buffalo's mayor called a "once-in-a-generation storm."

On Sunday, New York Gov said, almost every fire truck in the city of Buffalo had been stranded amid super-size snowdrifts.

Some people were found in cars, some were found on the street in snowbanks, there were people who have been stuck in cars for more than 2 days.
by Blu_leef December 26, 2022
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Bloody Blizzard

A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.
I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.

Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.
by noirfra September 3, 2024
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