Flipping the blizzard

69ing in a snowstorm

“Dude I just got done flipping the blizzard with that girl. Pretty sure I got major frostbite tho”

by Jihad McLaden October 29, 2017

Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.

"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 22, 2009

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Stress Blizzard

A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!

A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"

B: "What's going on?"

C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"

by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011

Wall blizzard

Going home after a camp (or event in which one meets many people) and adding/being added by everyone there, creating a mass storm of notifications, wall posts, videos, picture tags, comments, and "________ and _______ are now friends" on Facebook, all during the night one gets back or the day after.

After camp, everyone added each other and everything became a wall blizzard from there. I had trouble keeping up with the wall posts, comments, friend requests, picture tagging, and replying to everything!

by Lillie Taing April 18, 2010

blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.

Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.

by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015