Flavor Blasted

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

Horchata blast

Mexican bukkake.

I pulled my dick out of that latina's fat ass and gave her the horchata blast all over her face.

by rudy from loveline July 28, 2010

Blast Scotland

A sexual act/Prank preformed on a male by another male that requires ejaculating on ones scrotum while sleeping with out detection.

Dude Jake is gonna Blast Scotland on Bobby over there!

by Ben Boi April 22, 2016

Piss blasted

to harness one's stream of urin tipically requiring a penis, to dislodge any one thing or change it's intial state.

I piss blasted the reminents of that turd off the side of the toilet.

by "THE de Latour FACTOR" February 16, 2010

Pikachu blasting

When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.

The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.

by John Grossbard January 11, 2013

Office Blasting

When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.

Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!

by aceclemente21 August 20, 2012

Chimney-Blast

While taking a shit with a loose fitting shirt, you catch a waft of your own stinky-poo-gas that runs up the perfectly formed "chimney" of your shirt.

Jay, I was taking a massive dump on my lunch break and while looking for the corn I had last night, all of a sudden I got Chimney-Blasted!

by The Blaster Disaster December 2, 2010