Bernie

A boy with a millimeter defender.

He has a Bernie size penis

by BIGPPSQUAD November 30, 2021

bundled like Bernie

Financially, economically, culturally and socially insulated from the disastrous social and economic impacts of Biden's policies

Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders himself are bundled like Bernie. Other ordinary people aren't.

by Sexydimma August 6, 2022

Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's bastard son had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep Bernie Fabriccio.

by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018

Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)

Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

Berny

A fine human being

Me: uhhhh, I want Berny in my bed right now

by Big bick eater August 23, 2022

Bernied

Being made to do something or go somewhere you have no interest in or can afford.

I was planning a nice quiet weekend and the next thing i was in a foreign country spending everything i have and dont have, i got bernied.

by Skinnyy July 22, 2011