Bernardiing

Bernadiing is the phenomenon of catostrophising progressive issues so that discussion always leads to taboo sexual topics involving farm animals.
An Australian term that was coined in honour of conservative senator Cory Bernardi.

You must stop Bernardiing for the sake of your pet dog!

by Paperjar February 10, 2018

Bernardi Party

Linked to the verb Bernardiing. The Bernardi Party is the collective noun for those who have fantasies about intercourse with particular mammals other than humans.

The Bernardi Party visited me on my farm in Ithaca.

I was elated when the Bernardi Party sponsored my dog washing business.

by Paperjar February 10, 2018

bernardette

French girl,

probably gay

juan: hey did you see that girl
sebas: yes, but she's bernardette
juan: nevermind

by Ajo-Elote February 13, 2018

Bernard's House

The house located in the Northwest area of Tilted Towers near the Courtyard. Referred to as "Bernie's" on the weekends.

I'm getting horrible loot in Bernard's House, Bernard is being a real pube today.

by NotKye June 13, 2018

BERNARD

THIS GUY IS THE BLACKEST MAN ON EARTH .

HE IS SO APE AT FOOTBALL

NO ACCURACY, AIM OR POWER .

BERNARD IS SICK AT FOOTBALL

by KSJFKDNSM February 11, 2019

Bernerner Sperder

A Bernerner Sperder is a tiny harmless spider from the eyes of a teenage girl.

Friend: AHHHHH A BERNERNER SPERDER!!!!
Me: it’s not gonna hurt you...

by TheRealChickenWang June 3, 2019

Bernards

The school with the most ugliest boys in New Zealand

Bernards are sackless

by Heheheiiessh July 24, 2019