Beaterman

A beaterman is someone who just loves the gyal dem and refuses to settle down with just one woman cos he knows he just needs to beat. Its useless to try and cuff a beaterman unless you are prime wifey material as they don't commit to noone and just want to mash. You can only call yourself a beaterman if you have a minimum of a double digit bodycount.

Friend: So you been seeing that bird for a couple weeks now, you gonna wife her then g?

Beaterman: Nah could never be me that bro you already know I'm a beaterman

by Original beaterman December 5, 2019

beanersforaku

They are so funny like absolutely hilarious I love them and their freaking beautiful. Have you seen them? Yeah I didn’t think so you haven’t been blessed with their beauty yet go admire their beauty @beanersforaku on tiktok 😔🤞🏽They are also in their bsd brainrot stage of life so be warned 😪.

Heyyy do you know @beanersforaku? Yes I do they’re my favorite moot <3.

by rawr.omg.im.a.atsushi.kinnie March 27, 2021

Beater

An object/item you use freely, recklessly, and commonly, to avoid damage to an identical/similar version of that item that is newer or superior to the "beater" item.

Dude 1: "hey bro, lets go out to some trails on our bikes, its gonna be very messy cause it just rained out, so it'll be all muddy"

Dude 2: "yeah sure! let me just put on my beater shoes, along with my beater bike, to make sure my new jordans and my schwinn bike don't get fucked up."

by thatsanthony August 11, 2023

Brindel Beater

a cowboy that has sex a lot

the Brindel Beater gave Maz multiple water buffalos during the root in the back of his van

by Kimothy December 2, 2004

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011

perp-beater

A rugged flashlight with the dimensions of a billy club, especially a model carried by the police.

"I'm mall night security; all I get to carry is a perp-beater and a radio!"

by Bezzle December 18, 2014

snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014