Argy-Bargy

a vigorous discussion or dispute.
a lively discussion, argument, dispute.
Reduplication of Scots & English dialect argy, alteration of argue.

Dude, our conversation at lunch was carazay!

Yeah, it was a real Argy-Bargy!

by ThisKid742 December 14, 2012

Lucky Barry

Perfomred by only the most skilled, a lucky barry is a crap where bog roll is only required for posterity, in essence its the perfect crap with no mess. Handy when attempting to take a crap in the woods.

There was no bog roll in the shitter, thank god it was a lucky barry.

by Biffin April 9, 2004

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson is a fictional character on the long running, animated series "The Simpsons". Bart is the 10 year old, troublesome son of Marge and Homer Simpson and older brother to Lisa Simpson. Bart's hobbies include vandalism, skate boarding, writing sentences on bulletin boards after school and pranking people, specifically Seymour Skinner(the Principal at his school) and Moe Szyslak(Local Tavern owner). Bart wears a red, short sleeved shirt and blue shorts. He has spiked, yellow hair. His catch phrases include "Ai, Carumba!" "Don't have a cow, man." and, perhaps the most famous, "Eat my Shorts!"

Helen Lovejoy: My goodness, did you hear that Marge Simpson's son Bart Simpson mooned the security camera at the Kwiki Mart?

Bernice Hibbert: That women is raising a heathen. And did you hear that her daughter is a lonely nerd?

by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016

Dead Bart

Allegedly the lost episode of The Simpsons.

"The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Moaning Lisa, was made later and given Dead Bart's production code to hide the latter's existence."

"The final image was the Simpson family on their couch, like in the intros, but all drawn in hyper realistic, lifeless style of Bart's corpse."

by creepypasta February 20, 2010

Barry Zito

The Sun god. He once beat up Apallo. Then he came down to earth to say "What's up?" to Billy Beane. Billy Beane then, out of fear and admiration, gave Barry Zito a contract to play on the Oakland A's.

Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul.

Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude.

This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds.

Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance.

All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example.

Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all.

Barry Zito is the controller of the weather, and he commands, and demands, a sacrifice of three sheep, a cantaloupe, a guitar pick, and a large pizza from Domino's.

The last time he got angry, Indonesia was almost completely wiped out. So, don't make him angry.

by Jackz R@ging B0w3L September 12, 2008

Bartastrophe

A situation whereby a barrister's chambers switch Counsel at the last minute.

Chambers just called and their pupil is going to have to do the case, it's a total bartastrophe.

by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011

barry's bay

A small red neck town. Once you enter you will start talking improperly. Do not stay here for over a week. Strictly a vacation town only.

I went to Barry's Bay and I almost got run over with a truck.

by baylifer3 April 27, 2015