Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

Barrens fever

In World of Warcraft, when leveling at the barrens feels like it will never ends and get driven into insanity. It results in cliff jumping or Chuck Norris comments

Bobby: Damn Jorge you have been in the barrens for so long. What is taking you.
Jorge: I cant take this anymore, i got Barrens fever. i just want to kill myself

by BitchNips123 July 6, 2009

batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States

by Sexydimma March 7, 2015

barting

When your dog farts and barks simultaneously.

Dang, Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

Barte

A black child w funny name

Omg u are such a barte

by Bbclañala September 27, 2018

Barted

Another name for being high after hitting a “bart” (slang for THC cartridge).

I was so barted after hitting the Bart 12 times.

by Bigboyantyur July 8, 2021

ryan barton

A salty person who cannot get laid.

Ewww it is a Ryan Barton.

by Jaydk June 5, 2019