ben balloon

BEN BALLOON WAS THE SIDEKICK OF POPULAR 1960'S CARTOON CHARACTER FRANK HYDRANT. BALLOON WAS DRAWN AS A BASTARDIZED DEPICTION OF A HOT AIR BALLOON OF THE TIME. A TIMELESS CLASSIC IN THE ANNALS OF COMICS.

"HEY!!! I'M BEN BALLOON" SAID BEN BALLOON TO HIS MENTOR FRANK HYDRANT, WHO HAD 4 HOSE HOOKUPS AND THE FIREMEN LOVED HIM.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

pee balloon

Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon

Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower

by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021

bed balloon

latex balloon used in small parties for consenting adults, usually of just two people. a condom.

hold your horses, dear, I've just got to get the bed balloon on.

by narikin August 17, 2008

beef balloon

the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love

dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!

by Quaid Farmer January 15, 2009

Fun Balloons

Another word for boobies

They also see the future

Flip: Hey I wanna see the future, may I use your fun balloons?

Juera: No they are mine... I will look for you

by NeverYouMindBuddy December 15, 2010

Squeaky Balloon

When u blow someone’s ass up with air and pull their butt checks apart until it makes a high pitched squeaking sound

I gave Samantha a squeaky balloon and boy did her butthole squeak when I spread those cheeks apart

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

soggy balloon

The act of spunking on a dildo and placing it up your ass hole.

Boy1: Hey i done a soggy balloon to my girlfriend last night.

Boy2: Well done, i bet it was well sticky!

by Kess Piffington October 24, 2017