soggy balloon

The act of spunking on a dildo and placing it up your ass hole.

Boy1: Hey i done a soggy balloon to my girlfriend last night.

Boy2: Well done, i bet it was well sticky!

by Kess Piffington October 24, 2017

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Fun Balloons

Flip: Hey I wanna see the future, may I use your fun balloons?

Juera: No they are mine... I will look for you

by NeverYouMindBuddy December 15, 2010

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When u blow someone’s ass up with air and pull their butt checks apart until it makes a high pitched squeaking sound

I gave Samantha a squeaky balloon and boy did her butthole squeak when I spread those cheeks apart

by Joshua Dark June 15, 2020

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the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love

dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!

by Quaid Farmer January 16, 2009

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Tight at entry point but expands or gets very loose as you go further.

by Antlet7261 September 17, 2021

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1. Time for balloons, celebrated by people who work at the carnival 2. A brand of a helium balloon set.

Person: "I have not yet had my daily amount of helium....maybe I should go to the carnival and celebrate balloon time.

by Evil October 19, 2003

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Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon

Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower

by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021

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